1. Break my ankle.
2. Go out on a date with my ex-boyfriend who has the crazy mother who thinks her neighbor is a member of the mafia (she lives in Provo, UT) and a house full of cats.
3. Miss a flight to Australia and be stuck in the airport all day.
4. Go to dinner with a bunch of mid-level Chinese bureaucrats and discuss China's ability to control the weather during the Olympics.
5. Sit at home during a typhoon with a house full of whining, bored children.
I actually might have a shot at that last one.
